Life's a Bore

First of all, i wasn't who took the pictures of leonard.

Anyway, here i am in school ranting away on how my life is a bore.
Life's boring. Day in day out do projects and assignments.
It has been like weeks since i saw anime (meaning time for myself)

So boring. I wan life to be exciting not like police chasing after me
lah but moderately new things happening.

Come to think of it. Its going to be like forever. U get a degree
then go work. Work till u drop. go home and sleep. day in day out going
to be the same thing. And if u have jus started working, even worse
u would be doing work at home loh jus to show tat u r a diligent worker
and kiss yr bosses ass to make yr job a permenant one. Weekends well
i know i going to do liao. sat meet pple 4 dinner. sun watch soccer.
This is how i going to spend my entire life.

A bit sad but this is life well at least goint to be my life lah .

Valli, the square even though u may wish to remind me that i am round.

Shocking pics and story by Valli Hehe

Well wat do u know. Another one is going to come on tv.i pity bryan for interviewing leonard in chinese. Haha. Anyway sadly to say that he rejected the offer. The show is a matchmaking show. i dun know abt it maybe our chinese viewers can elaborate. Anyway, pls look at leonard .. always the macho man of 46 SAR and now continuing in NTU. leonard is the man but then we can't forget abt xiao pang. Haha no one calls kelvin xiao pang anymore ..

The following picture is even better. The 2 Hottest idols from 46 SAR. I not too sure of the clarity. It was taken 2 yrs ago i think. See the pic and decide 4 yrself on y they r together in the same photo. Comments are welcome. !!






Valli still dying even after "holidays" ended

Advent children...hmm

I'm guessing most of you saw the comment by some stranger a few posts back right? I'm also guessing that it was valli's 'lonely man' image that triggered that response. anyone been to the site that was linked yet? if not, go and take a look and you'll see what i mean. that fella probably googled 'lonely man' or something along that line in hopes of getting some potential 'customers', no offence.

brighten up valli, at least suffering in university is better than suffering in the army right? no more lonely man posts! my timetable is just as jialat(if not more) than you ntu guys...look on the bright side and you'll pull through. heheh.

term break time...time to study and head back to school for projects. sigh.

anyways i just watched FF7 advent children. i never actually completed the original game and i'm not that big a ff7 fan anyways...but the show was pretty entertaining. not necessarily good, but entertaining. I know enough of the FF7 story to make some sense out of this new movie, but at the end of the day i still believe this movie is made to appease the diehard fans who lust and hunger for more aeris and tifa...and any lady fans of ff7 would not be disappointed. there are no ugly males in there.

the story is really just an excuse to bring our dear sephiroth back for another confrontation with angsty pretty boy cloud. everyone else besides tifa and the turks have been demoted to just...minor, cameo-like appearances. and who didn't expect aeris to show up here, eh? as a spirit, ghost, or part of the lifeforce, whatever it may be, the developers find a way to bring aeris back to make the fanboys happy.

tifa looks great and her breasts actually look normal sized now, not like those huge melons she had back on the ps1...and too bad yuffie didn't have a bigger role, i love her funny teenage ninja girl character.

the cg animation is pretty top-notch, although the physics needs some work. a lot of the action scenes were pretty insane and physically impossible, and the weird physics behind it makes some of the scenes look kinda fake. the crazy impossible stunts were great, but it could've been made better if the physics was more...tight. hard to put it to words, watch it and you'll know what i mean. anyways the show still entertains and i'll still recommend it...having some knowledge on FF7 will help though.

alright, enough ranting for now. i'm getting the ff7 animation that comes with the movie next, hope it's worth watching too...

jack out~

Wat do u make of this?

I realized one thing, being a blogger is not easy. Well you need to spend time logging on, then writing what you wish the whole wide world to know, and at the same time need to be careful of what you say cos i read in the paper that 2 of them kenna sued for putting racial discrimination stuff on their blogs. Well i support the government on that.

I cannot set aside 10 mins to write an entry for the past 1 week .. well not only me, the other bloggers also. Just been so busy doing project and stuff but i won't lie i had free time but din actually thought of coming here and write something.

To the person who actually commented on this blog, haha sorry tat we are not updating constantly. My first time someone looking forward to wat we going to say. Well its kinda of interesting. Feel like a celebrity liao haha.

My 1 week break. Wasn't a holiday. Analogy - Its like going to work even though you are on leave. Welll u dun get paid, you still do work. Then wats the point of taking leave in the first place. A bit stupid rite.

I still haven't started playing my dunegon siege 2 . Its very depressing to know that u have the game and u r not playing it. Dun ask me y i not playing cos i have no idea. Its those timess where u got so many things to do and no thanks to pple whom choose you as group leader. I prefer old times when i would be happy to see one mail in my mailbox after a long time. Now if i dun check everyday, i am screwed.

Ramblings by Valli, right now is a lonely soul.

Holidays -> Happy or sad?

i got so much work and would end up going to school every day, wats the use of having a holiday?

anyway more interesting stuff i picked up. Well currently all the bloggers are busy doing projects even though its a holiday. Sian

Guidelines to development on the Hollywood Operating System

1. Any "Permission Denied" has an "Override" function.

2. Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be accomplished in under three seconds. In the movies, modems transmit data at two gigabytes per second.

3. When the power plant/missile site/whatever overheats, all the control panels will explode, as will the entire building.

4. If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file, it also disappears from the screen. There are no ways to copy a backup file -- and there are no undelete utilities.

5. If a disk has got encrypted files, you are automatically asked for a password when you try to access it.

6. No matter what kind of computer disk it is, it'll be readable by any system you put it into. All application software is usable by all computer platforms.

7. The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it has. However, everyone must have been highly trained, because the buttons aren't labeled.

8. Most computers, no matter how small, have reality-defying three-dimensional, real-time, photo-realistic animated graphics capability.

9. Laptops, for some strange reason, always seem to have amazing real-time video phone capabilities and the performance of a Cray supercomputer.

10. Whenever a character looks at a terminal, the image is so bright that it projects itself onto his/her face.

11. Computers never crash during key, high-intensity activities. Humans operating computers never make mistakes under stress.

12. No matter what kind of virus it is, any computer can be infected with it -- even an alien spaceship's computer -- simply by running a virus upload program on a laptop. (From Independence Day)

13. A custom system with millions of lines of code controlling a multimillion dollar theme park can be operated by a 13 year old who has seen a Unix system before. Seeing an operating system means you know how to run any application on that system, even custom apps.

Note: What OS was it really running?
(1) "These are super computers". - A CrayOS?
(2) "Quicktime movie, Apple logo, trash can." - MacOS?
(3) "Reboot. System ready. C:\" - DOS?
(4) "Hey, this is Unix. I know this" - Unix?

The computers in Jurassic Park were Cray supercomputers running the MacOS as a graphical shell of DOS all layered on top of a Unix base. (From Jurassic Park)

14. You cannot stop a destructive program or virus by unplugging the computer. Presumably the virus has it's own built-in power supply.

15. You cannot stop a destructive program downloading onto your system by unplugging the phone line. You must figure out the mandatory "back door" all evil virus programmers put in.

16. Computers only crash if a virus or a hacker is involved.

17. All text must be at least 72 point.

18. Word processors do not have an insert point.

19. The only way to reboot is to shut off the main power to the building.

20. Passwords can be guessed in three and exactly three tries. If you cannot guess the password in three tries, you must give up immediately.

Rejection lines and what the girl really means

Some thing i got frm the web. And no i was not rejected.


Not familiar with rejection lines? Here's what we really mean. So get a hint, ok, guys? Seesh.

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that f**king pest. And I'm not into incest either.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest freak I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (He's my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (Actually, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have fun with. It's that male perspective thing)

Undercity overrun

Valli's teacher's husband-to-be has such a interesting name. Aspiring novelty singer mebbe? HOhoho...

Now to talk about the PEZ. FOr those who don't know, it's this american candy where the sweet comes in little plastic dispensers with a cartoon character's head at the top. I'm sure most of you have tried it before when you were young, i remember having one with goofy's disembodied head...anyways you have to tilt the head back and the spring mechanism inside will push the candy out from where the neck is supposed to be.

Anyone watched Sin City? The scene where Miho the katana-wielding prostitue/assasin deals the finishing move to benicio del toro's character...the narration says she doesn't cut off his head, but makes a pez dispensor out of him. Now you know what it means...heheh.

Next order of madness...I played WOW till 5 am on Sunday morning...yesh from saturday late night all the way till sunday...I am hopeless.

But i did accomplish something. I'm sure you all remember from WC3 that the human city of Lordaeron (led by King Terenas) was taken over by Arthas(who killed his own lao bei) and it turned into an undead infested place...in WOW the ruins of Lordaeron has been renamed as The Undercity and serves as the undead's main base of operations.

Together with my commie guild and a whole lot of other players(easily 100+ on the alliance side), we laid siege to the undercity...lasted for like 3 solid hours just at the gates with neither budging much, too many casters casting blizzards and all that AOE shit to really push forward much. We outnumbered them a bit but thanks to the narrow gate entrance and the constant AOEing it was hard to make progress into the city.

The turning point came after almost 4 hours where everyone just finally charged in and walloped the horde up good...managed to push them ALL THE WAY into their city, past the lift down to where their bank and shops are...all the way inside. Not too long after we did, however, a whole crapload of elite lvl 60 undead guards spawned EVERYWHERE and killed off most of us...we left it there at that. WHat can i say? the horde got totally OWNED. they'll have to live with this shame for the rest of their lives...muahahahaha!!!

some pics that mark this monumental(first time for me at least) achievement:


Outside the gates.


A portion of our attacking force. All either waiting around becos of lag or recuperating from the melee at the gates.


Just inside of the outer gates, the little garden area.


Inside the city! Right outside the lift that brings you to the innards of the city.


Me logging out from inside the undercity, near the entrance to the throne room...where sylvanas windrunner the banshee queen is. it's the entrance on the left hand side. I'm in stealth mode(shadowmeld), next time i log in will be there straight. Hope i can make it out alive...heheheh...

Jack out~

Looking 4 Jobs

Sian, finally its my turn. I have to step out into reality to look for a job and become a responsible man. What the heck am i saying. Y u need interview for jobs where they jus throw everything at u and expect to finish by the next day. Requirements Good programming skills, must be a team player. A bunch of crap. U r the next water boy for 6 mths for the company. Wah kao ... got jobs with the requirement : Must posess a Class 3 licence. So when did having a driving license become part of programming language.

My teacher's getting married but no one wants to go ... well they r busy. Wan me to go and give present on their behalf... well all alone dun know pple there ..
My teacher power ah ... she has a website regarding her marriage loh.
To those who wan to see : www.koksing-natasha.net

One more question: Y do gals like to ask their bfs whether he loves her or not.... Wah lau ... almost all my friends be it gals or guys always ask this question. Y ask the question ? Something i always wanted to know. Any one to enlighten me?

Valli

Pee and Pez

Wong Chee Tat. OMFG.

Poor porn. Did WCT recognize him? Hohoho...sit together at lectures? LECTURE BUDDIES??

I remember the time where we were sent to man jurong island. I was trying to sleep during my off-shift and mr yap how kiat was also in the room with me...both of us were trying to get some shut-eye.

In comes mr. wong chee tat and starts harassing yap and me. i can't remember what he did specifically, but I do remember him disrupting our rest and generally making a nuisance of himself. We demanded that someone off the lights so we can sleep in peace, and someone(can't remember who) switched off the lights while going out the room. Big mistake.

Our dear Chee Tat suddenly went apeshit and starting moaning for someone to turn the lights on, as he, "CANNOT SEE, SO DARK, HELP ME JACK, YAP DON'T LIKE THAT" all the way. Yap and I were shocked, really. Cos for one the corridor was still bright and the door was practically highlighted by a HALO of light that seeped in at the edges. Yet his idiot gene flipped and he HAD to act his night blindness out. My gawd. I was sleeping by the door and the moron groped at my feet practically, begging me to help him turn on the lights so that he can get out of the room when in fact the doorknob was LESS THAN 30CM FROM MY FEET where he was groping. Fuck.

Someone at that point must have heard the racket he was making and opened the door(can't remmeber who) and mr wong just happily bounced out of the room. good riddance.

In other news...I feel a slight bit of cold/flu coming on, woke up this morning with a shitty dry throat feeling. Watched NAPOLA last night, staying out too late isn't gd for your body apparently.

Anyways onto my subject title. Pee and pez. Let's talk about pee first.

Napola, as some of you might have read, is a german movie about a school for Hitler's Elite during WW2. It's a great movie that shows the twisted nazi ideology that was force fed to the kids. Anyways about the pee...there was this recruit that kept peeing in his sleep. So during morning training (something like 5BX) the trainer got wind of it when a senior student reported it to him. Senior students there were kind of like prefects btw. So the trainer singles the poor fella out, and tells him to fetch his mattress.

The kid, blurblur, stones for a second or so b4 running off. after coming back with his mattress, which had a stain patch on it, the trainer orders him to take off his pants and pee on it. The kid obviously hesitates and u see him about to cry. Then the trainer tells everyone to do burpees nazi-style (after the burpee must jump up in the air b4 the next cycle) and keep doing until the guy pees. Heheh...

The kid finally pees a little bit onto his mattress. trainer shouts for everyone to stop, and to thank the fella for peeing. Man. talk about humiliation.

I'll leave the pez part to another post, it's got to do with sin city...

Jack out~